If dogs dont go to heaven, then when I die I want to go where they go!

Faux Tanning Fears

AND SCENE.... Im sititng in my car trying to curb my appetite by having just a few bites of sushi, as Im about to be stark ass naked in front of a rather attractive russian lady for the next 20 minutes. Ok ok, before your minds wander too much, she is my tanning lady, geez! Anyhow amongst my fears of looking like a beached whale, the passing thought of Snookie from Jersey Shore lingers through my head as well. Well... the perfectly tan girls at the store assure me I will NOT look like Snookie sooooo I take my chances and bare all. I go to my happy place and try to make akward jokes while she takes my "white skin" to a "baby break out those wayfarers bronze"! Oksana (my tanning lady) is as sweet as can be and tells me an amusing story about a rather unattractive, very hairy naked man that she spray tanned earlier. I think to myself, did she make this story up just to make me feel comfortable, but on the other hand I dont really care because it totally worked and I now just fine! When all is said and done and she has finished buffing out my new bronze body I roll my eyes thinking what we women wont go through to look beautiful! Amen!

Viva Espana!!! (or not)

So close but no cigar! So this afternoon I got a message from work that there is a pop up charter and they need to me fly to Spain! Spain!!! are you kidding me, Im in!!! But I have to be at the airport in two hours... thoughts go racing through my head... 1. I actually hung my unform up for once and I only wore it for one flight and so its clean and ready to go (ok fairly clean), 2. packing (well I havent unpacked from my last trip, that stuff will be fine) and 3. passport (yup right in my flight bag where it always is)..... so here we go VIVA ESPANA!!!
So as Im racing home I get the message that the trip is canceled :( Oh so close.... well there is just a little taste into my life as a flight attendant. You never know what opportunity waits around the corner! Or when you will be running with the bulls or sitting home polishing your nails with OPI's bubble bath (my new fav). And actually as I sit here listening to my pug snore away and wait for my nails to dry I smile and remember how good it feels just to snuggle up and sleep in my own bed!